Happy Friday!  Now that we are past the half-way point of January, we are back at work with our noses to the grindstones, so let’s kick off the weekend with some work-related humor.

Enjoy!

Did you hear about the spreadsheet that went to therapy because it had cell issues?

Did you hear about the PowerPoint presentation that crossed the road to get to the other slide?

Is it true that accountants can stay calm because they know how to balance their worries?

I always keep a clock under my desk so I can work overtime.

I told my boss I saw a deer on the way to work. He said, “How do you know it was going to work?”

Where I work, we are so eco-friendly that even the food in the fridge is green and growing.

I asked if I could leave work early the other day, and the boss said, “yes, if I made up the time.” I said, “sure, it’s seventy-five past twenty-three.”

I had to phone the credit card company today; the answering recording stated all the client representatives were engaged. I thought that was nice, but it does not help me resolve my issue.

I think I got my job because of my motivational skills. People say they have to work twice as hard when I’m around.

I told my wife she should embrace her mistakes, so she gave me a hug.

THOUGHT FOR THE WEEK

“You’ve got to think about the big things while you’re doing the small things so that all the small things go in the right direction.” ~  Alvin Toffler