Monthly Archives: April 2025

Friday Funny April 25, 2025 Check Out These Librarian Jokes

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Happy Friday!  Hope you have had a pleasant week. How about some librarian jokes to kick off the weekend?

Enjoy!

They took the clock off the wall at my local library, it seems it tocks too much.

I heard that a librarian’s favorite vegetable is quiet peas.

It was the librarian’s birthday; I wished her many happy returns.

Did you know that librarians like to sleep between the covers?

A book fell on the librarian’s head, she only had her shelf to blame.

I have a friend who retired after a successful tenure as a librarian.  It turns out she had quite a storied career.

I went to the library and checked out a book on Stockholm Syndrome. At first, I did not like it, but by the end I thought it was great.

What did the Librarian say to the Sir Mix-a-Lot? “I like big books and I cannot lie”.

Is it true that librarians organize their parties by the Dewey Decimal System?

I enjoy telling jokes to librarians, they always get the reference.

THOUGHT FOR THE WEEK

“Always read something that will make you look good if you die in the middle of it.” – P.J. O’Rourke

Friday Funny April 18, 2025 A Basket Full of Bunny Jokes

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Happy Friday! Happy Easter!  Happy Passover!  Wishing you all the best on this special weekend.

Enjoy!

I heard that when an Easter Chick bakes a cake, she does it from scratch.

I heard that the reason that rabbits do not live very long is because they are on burrowed time.

Would you call a line of rabbits walking backward a receding hare-line?

I heard about a bunny rabbit who changed jobs for better celery.

Is it true that the Easter Bunny’s favorite restaurant is IHOP?

Did you hear about the Easter Egg that hid because it was a little chicken?

Once you eat all your chocolate candy in you Easter Basket, be sure to give Peeps a chance.

How does an Easter chick dress for Sunday? Im-peck-ably.

Did you hear about the time the Easter Bunny acted up at school and got Egg-spelled?

Did you know that you need license to hunt Easter eggs?  That is correct, there is no poaching allowed.

THOUGHT FOR THE WEEK

“Easter can be the highlight of the year. Better than Christmas. Bigger than a birthday. And about so much more than just chocolate.” ~ Ed Drew

Friday Funny April 11, 2025 A Bakers’ Dozen of Random Jokes

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Happy Friday!  Here is a serving of random jokes to kick off your Friday.

Enjoy!

Two windmills are standing on a wind farm.  One asks the other, “What’s your favorite type of music?” The other says, “I’m a big metal fan.”

I made a playlist to take me when I go hiking. It has music from Peanuts, the Cranberries, and Eminem. It’s my trail mix.

I recently went to a concert to hear a band by the name of Duvet. They’re a cover band.

Is it true that Noah kept his bees in the Ark Hives?

Is it true that the leading cause of dry skin is towels?

I bought one of my sons an elephant for his room. He said, “Thank you.” I said, “Don’t mention it.”

The other day I was wondering why there so many different kinds of pasta. The I thought “If I just had a penne for every time I asked myself this question.”

Would you call a magician who lost their magic Ian?

Would you call an empty can of Cheese Whiz, Cheese Was?

Would you call birds who stick together vel-crows?

I am considering having a chip implanted in my body but I cannot decide between cool ranch or barbeque.

I decided to take took the shell off my racing snail thinking it would make him faster. If anything, it made him more sluggish.

I heard that the reason why cow-milking stools only have three legs is because the cow’s got the udder.

THOUGHT FOR THE WEEK

“Deep and simple are far, far more important than shallow and complicated and fancy. “ ~ Fred Rogers

Friday Funny April 4, 2025 An April Shower of Jokes

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Happy Friday!  It is spring and it is April and that means April showers and, it seems, lots and lots of them.  Let’s not let the weather dampen our spirits.  Here are some rain jokes to bring a little sunshine to your day.

Enjoy!

What did the rainwater say as it ran off the road? “Grate.”

Would you call dangerous precipitation a rain of terror?

Would you call baby owl left out in the rain a was a moist owlet?

Would you call a dinosaur that got stuck in the rain a driplodocus?

Is the best way to wash a waterproof rain jacket to dry clean it?

If it was raining salad dressing, would that be a to-RANCH-al downfall?

I remember being in a softball tournament that was canceled because of heavy rain.  We all received a precipitation trophy.

Raindrop pick-up line: “Water you doing tonight?”

Did you know that rain clouds don’t have a sense of humor?  They take everything too cirrus-ly.

You can tell if your cat likes stormy weather if when it rains, it purrs.

THOUGHT FOR THE WEEK

“The way I see it, if you want the rainbow, you gotta put up with the rain.” ~ Dolly Parton