Happy Friday!  Seems like as good a time as any for some grammar jokes – grammar not grandma.

Enjoy!

Did you hear about the noun and the verb that went on a date?  They couldn’t agree on anything.

Did you hear about the noun that broke up with the apostrophe because he was too possessive?

Did you hear about the semicolon that broke grammar laws? It was given two consecutive sentences.

Did you hear about the student who got hit in the head with a grammar book? He’s still in a comma.

Did you know that you cannot run through a campsite? You can only ran since its past tents.

A question mark and an exclamation mark went to a movie.  Neither one liked it, it was a period piece.

What did the intransitive verb say when someone said it was pretty? Nothing – intransitive verbs can’t take complements.

When I was young, there were only 25 letters in the alphabet. Nobody knew Y.

When an English teacher is upset, should you comfort her by gently saying “there, they’re, their”?

How many grammar teachers does it take to change a lightbulb? Too.

THOUGHT FOR THE WEEK

“A preposition is a terrible thing to end a sentence with.” ~ Winston S. Churchill