Happy Friday! This weekend kicks off the unofficial start of summer with Memorial Day.  Here is wishing you a pleasant weekend and reminding you to reflect on the meaning of the holiday.

Enjoy!

Did you hear about the cowboy who died with his boots on because he did not want to stub his toe when he kicked the bucket?

Did you hear about the cowboy who cooked his beans on the range?

Did you hear about the cowboy who purchased a dachshund because he wanted to git along little doggie?

Did you hear about the spontaneous cowboy who was always making spur-of-the-moment decision?

Did you know that cowboys’ relationships tend to be stable?

Would you call a low-calorie takeout meal for a cowboy a saddle light dish?

Would you call a cowboy’s outfit ranch dressing?

Would you call a cowboy who tells dad jokes a pun-slinger?

If a cowboy puts one foot across the Canadian border is he fully in Canada or just aboot?

I heard that cowboys keep their cattle quiet by using the moooote button.

THOUGHT FOR THE WEEK

“A nation that does not honor its heroes will not long endure.” ~ Abraham Lincoln