Happy Friday!  The recent weather feels like we are in the dog days of summer.  So, here are some dog jokes to kick off the weekend.

Enjoy!

Would you call a dog that never throws anything away, a hoarder collie?

Would you call a dog that licks electrical sockets, Sparky?

 I heard that the most boring type of dog is a dullmation.

How does a Japanese chihuahua say hello? “Konichihuahua.”

Last week I spotted an albino dalmatian, seemed like the least I could do for it.

My dog ate all my Scrabble tiles, so I took him to the vet.  No word yet.

Yesterday, I threw a ball for my dog.  I know that is a bit excessive, but he looked great in his tuxedo.

I once entered my dog in an ‘ugliest dog’ contest and I won first place, my dog came in third.

I went to the library and told the librarian that I was looking for a book called “Pavlov’s Dog and Schrödinger’s Cat”. She replied, “That rings a bell, but I’m not sure if it’s there or not”.

Whenever I take my dog down to the local pond, the ducks attack him. I guess it is my fault for choosing a pure bread dog.

THOUGHT FOR THE WEEK

“You can trust your dog to guard your house, but never trust your dog to guard your sandwich.” ~ Lani Lynn Vale