Happy Friday!  As we come to the end of another work week, let’s stop for a minute and ponder the ubiquitous office copier.

Enjoy!

Did you hear about the photocopier that went to see a therapist because it had a lot of unresolved image issues?

Did you hear about the photocopier who brought a ladder to work because it needed a higher resolution?

Did you hear about the technician that fell into the copier?  He was beside himself.

Did you know that photocopiers are terrible singers because they are toner-deaf ?

Did you hear about the copier salesman who dreamed about finding a totally new color of ink to sell? He woke up and realized it was all a pigment of his imagination!

Did you hear about the counterfeiters who were shopping for a brand-new copier because they needed one in mint condition.

Do you know how photocopier’s watch movies?  Paper-view

My photocopier is like a magician; it can make important documents disappear.

I tried putting my lunch on the photocopier at work, but all I got was a paper jam.

My HP printer died today.  It was like a Brother to me.

THOUGHT FOR THE WEEK

“The best way to enjoy your job is to imagine yourself without one.” ~ Oscar Wilde