Happy Friday!  Happy August!  Let’s kick off the month with some stock market jokes.

Enjoy!

I’ve been feeling lonely so I purchased some stocks. It’s nice to have a little bit of company.

Last week I purchased stock in Bose Corporation.  It seems like a sound investment.

This week I sold my Nike stock.  It had a good run.

Today I sold my stock in Scott Tissue after it touched a new bottom.

Last year I purchased Coca Cola stock, but it fizzled.

Today I purchased Caterpillar stock, it inched up a bit.

Did you hear about the stock broker who got electrocuted when he shorted Tesla?

I recently made an investment in a skateboard company.  I think I can flip it.

I heard that Henry Winkler committed investment fraud.  It was a Fonzie scheme

I am considering selling investments in this blog, but I afraid that people will think it is a punzi scheme.

THOUGHT FOR THE WEEK

“Markets can remain irrational longer than you can remain solvent.” ~ John Maynard Keynes