Monthly Archives: August 2025

Friday Funny August 22, 2025 Jokes to Give You Sheep Thrills

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Happy Friday!  Hope all is well in your world.  This week’s offering is some sheep jokes to give you a sheep thrill.

Enjoy!

Would you call a flock of sheep tumbling down a hill a lambslide?

I heard that the favorite sport of sheep is baadminton.

I heard that sheep are terrible drivers.  They are always making ewe turns.

I heard that the favorite musical instrument for sheep to play is a ewekulele.

I heard that the favorite site for sheep to watch videos is EweTube.

If you were suddenly surrounded by a flock of sheep would you say you had been lambushed?

I read about a lady who was viciously attacked by a flock of sheep. No one stepped in to try to stop the bleating.

Did you hear about the farmer who kept his newborn lambs in nInc-ewe-bators?

Did you hear about the sheep who called the police because he had been fleeced?

Did you hear about the flock of sheep that lacked sufficient computer power? There was not enough ram.

THOUGHT FOR THE WEEK

“If we find ourselves with a desire that nothing in this world can satisfy, the most probable explanation is that we were made for another world.” ~ C.S. Lewis

Friday Funny August 15, 2025 Back to School Jokes

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Happy Friday!  Another summer has flown by!  With many kids starting back to school this week, seems like a great time for some back to school jokes.

Enjoy!

Did you hear about the math teacher who was sad for school to begin because it meant the end of sum-mer?

Did you hear about the boy who went to school with his pants tucked into his socks to protect himself from mathema-ticks?

Is it true that for lunch math teachers bring square meals?

If you crossed a tree with a math teacher, would you get arithma-sticks?

I once gave my history teacher a gift but she didn’t like the present.

Did you hear about the square and triangle who went to the gym to stay in shape?

Did you hear about the teacher who tied all the kid’s shoelaces together? They had a big class trip.

Did you hear about the student who dropped his accounting course because it was too taxing?

Did you hear about the computer who was late for school because it had a hard drive?

Did you hear about the block of cheese who did not like her teacher because she was a hard grater?

Did you hear about the music teacher who get locked out of her classroom because she left her keys on the piano?

THOUGHT FOR THE WEEK

“Some students drink at the fountain of knowledge. Others just gargle.”~ E.C. McKenzie

Friday Funny August 8, 2025 Going Out On A Limb For Some Jokes

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Happy Friday!  I hope I am not barking up the wrong tree this week, but I thought I would share some tree jokes with you.  I probably should leaf the puns alone.

Enjoy!

Did you hear about the tree that got promoted to branch manager?

Did you hear about the tree that went to the dentist because it needed a root canal?

Did you hear about the tree that refused to play checkers because it was a chess nut?

Did you hear about the wise, old tree that offered sage advice?

Would you call a tree that can write verse a poetree?

Is it true that a tree’s favorite soda is root beer?

Is it true that a tree’s favorite band is The Beech Boys?

Is it true that a tree’s favorite movie is Pulp Fiction?

Is it true that a tree’s favorite pasta is spaghet-tree?

Is it true that trees do not like Hallmark movies because they are too sappy?

THOUGHT FOR THE WEEK

“The strongest oak of the forest is not the one that is protected from the storm and hidden from the sun. It’s the one that stands in the open where it is compelled to struggle for its existence against the winds and rains and the scorching sun. “ ~ Napoleon Hill