This week brings us a new NFL season, so let’s kick it off with some jokes!

Enjoy!

I heard that the least favorite drink for football players is penal-tea.

I heard that Tom Brady can’t listen to music because he broke all the records.

I heard that the Bengals defensive players spent their offseason shopping at the tackle shop.

I heard that Dak Prescott tried to tell a joke to his receivers but it was over their heads.

Is it true that football centers wear hiking shoes?

Is it true that the player easiest target with the football is the wide receiver?

Did you hear about what happened when the football coach’s dog ran onto the field during the game? He got called for ineligible retriever downfield.

Did you hear about the football punter who decided to marry his high school sweetheart because she was a fair catch?

What did the football player say to the flight attendant? “Put me in coach!”

My aim with this week\s post was to share some football jokes that made you laugh, that was my goal post.

THOUGHT FOR THE WEEK

“The man on top of the mountain didn’t fall there.” ~Vince Lombardi