Happy Friday!  I am amazed at how much we rely on our cell phones these days.  Maybe we can rely on them for a laugh this Friday.

Enjoy!

I heard that Apple is announcing a new cell phone geared for children, iKid you not.

I deleted all my German friends from my cell phone contact list. Now I reallt am Hanns free.

Did you that Italians have the highest cell phone bills because they are always Roman.

The other day a cat called me on my cell phone.  All it said was, “Can you hear meow?”

I read about a guy who used a smuggled cell phone in prison. He had cell coverage.

My cell phone has been wearing glasses since it lost its contacts.

I heard that the only thing cell phones order at dinner are apps.

I read about a cell phone that was on trial, it was guilty as charged.

Would you call a cellphone company that uses nuclear power, Cher-Mobile?

I heard about a guy who traded his car for an old cellphone, now he’s got No-kia.

THOUGHT FOR THE WEEK

“Men have become the tools of their tools.” ~ Henry David Thoreau