Happy Friday!  Happy Halloween!  I rounded up some Halloween jokes for you.  There are not any skeleton jokes, I do not find them humerus.

Enjoy!

I once dressed up as a Brillo pad for Halloween, but it was just too abrasive for some people.

I once dressed up as a harp for Halloween.  Someone told me that my costume was too short to be a harp.  I think they were calling me a lyre.

I once dressed up as a spoon for Halloween.  I was a cereal killer.

I once dressed up as a horse for Halloween.  I was a real night mare.

I once dressed up as a cat for Halloween.  But I was allergic to the costume and ended up not feline well.

One Halloween I wore a sheet covered with picture of jalapenos.  I was a Ghost Pepper.

One Halloween I just carried a sign that said, “I love ceilings.” Someone asked me what I was supposed to be, I simply said, “I’m a ceiling fan.”

I was thinking about buying a police costume for Halloween. But I am cheap, so I think I will just go undercover.

I was thinking of dressing up as a Band-Aid for Halloween.  But I think it would be hard to pull off.

I think the term “Halloween costume” is outdated.  I think we should use the term “occultural appropriation.”

THOUGHT FOR THE WEEK

“We all go a little mad sometimes.” ~ Norman Baters, Psycho