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Friday Funny November 21. 2025 Thanksgiving Jokes 2025

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Happy Friday! It is hard to believe that Thanksgiving is less than a week away!  As we enter into another holiday season, I want to wish you the best!

Enjoy!

I heard that the best Thanksgiving sides are delivered by Yam-azon.

I heard that the mashed potatoes crossed the road to get to the other sides.

Did you hear about the turkey who was a bad bowling?  Nothing but gutterballs.

At Thanksgiving dinner, do chemistry students sit at the periodic table?

Is the most popular side at the kids’ table crayon-berry sauce?

If you divide the circumference of a pumpkin by its diameter, do you get pumpkin pi?

Is the part that green beans play in Thanksgiving dinner known as the casse-role?

If you want to make Thanksgiving s’mores do you use Pil-grahams?

 On the day after the first Thanksgiving did the Pilgrims return to the Mayflower to hoist the Black Friday sail?

I have talking salt and pepper shakers I put out for Thanksgiving, the say, “Seasoning’s greetings!”

THOUGHT FOR THE WEEK

“We can only be said to be alive in those moments when our hearts are conscious of our treasures.” ~ Thorton Wilder

Friday Funny November 14, 2025McRib-tickling Jokes Only For A Limited Time.

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Happy Friday!  I saw the other day that the McRib, the fruit cake of sandwiches is back for a limited time.  So, here are some McDonald’s jokes for you to chew on.

Enjoy!

The McRib is made from ground boneless pork shoulder, not rib meat. The ground pork is mixed with water, spices, and other ingredients to create a patty that is then shaped to look like a rack of ribs and slathered in barbecue sauce.  It is just a Mcfigment if your imagination.

Given the success of McRib, McDonalds is considering a new sandwich made entirely of beef lips.  They plan on calling it the McJagger.

A few years ago, McDonald’s tried to get into the high-end steakhouse market, it, it turned out to be a Big Mcsteak.

Did you know that McDonald’s is planning on making a Shakespearen play? It’s called McBeth

Is it true that the computer used by Ronald McDonald is a big Mac with virus protection by McAfee?

I went to McDonalds today and ordered two large fries, but instead they gave me lot of little ones.

How does Ronald McDonald introduce his girlfriend?  Meet Patty.

The other day, I went to McDonald’s and ate a kids meal.  His parents were not happy.

Ronald McDonald started jogging, but he couldn’t ketchup.

I heard that Gerry Rafferty of Stealers Wheel is buried in the same graveyard as Ronald McDonald and Heath Ledger.  Turns out he has a clown to the left of him and a joker to the right.

THOUGHT FOR THE WEEK

“No one of us is more important than the rest of us.” ~ Ray Kroc

Friday Funny November 7, 2025 Am I Dumb?

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Happy Friday!  Sometimes I do things that make me feel dumb,

Enjoy! 

Would you think that I am dumb if I told you that I went to the dentist to get my Bluetooth fixed?

Would you think that I am dumb if I told you that I went to the library to checkout Facebook?

Would you think that I am dumb if I told you that I tried to go swimming on a pool table?

Would you think that I am dumb if I told you that I once climbed over a glass wall to see what was on the other side?

Would you think that I am dumb if I told you that I put a watch in a piggybank to save time?

Would you think that I am dumb if I told you that I thought Daylight Savings was a bank?

Would you think that I am dumb if I told you that I thought light sabers had fewer calories?

Would you think that I am dumb if I told you that I once sent a fax with a stamp on it?

Would you think that I am dumb if I told you that I thought Meow Mix was a CD for cats?

Would you think that I am dumb if I told you that I bought Norton antivirus when I had a cold?

Would you think that I am dumb if I told you that I stopped running because people kept telling me that running was bad for my niece?

THOUGHT FOR THE WEEK

“The difference between stupidity and genius is that genius has its limits.” ~ Albert Einstein