Happy Friday!  I saw the other day that the McRib, the fruit cake of sandwiches is back for a limited time.  So, here are some McDonald’s jokes for you to chew on.

Enjoy!

The McRib is made from ground boneless pork shoulder, not rib meat. The ground pork is mixed with water, spices, and other ingredients to create a patty that is then shaped to look like a rack of ribs and slathered in barbecue sauce.  It is just a Mcfigment if your imagination.

Given the success of McRib, McDonalds is considering a new sandwich made entirely of beef lips.  They plan on calling it the McJagger.

A few years ago, McDonald’s tried to get into the high-end steakhouse market, it, it turned out to be a Big Mcsteak.

Did you know that McDonald’s is planning on making a Shakespearen play? It’s called McBeth

Is it true that the computer used by Ronald McDonald is a big Mac with virus protection by McAfee?

I went to McDonalds today and ordered two large fries, but instead they gave me lot of little ones.

How does Ronald McDonald introduce his girlfriend?  Meet Patty.

The other day, I went to McDonald’s and ate a kids meal.  His parents were not happy.

Ronald McDonald started jogging, but he couldn’t ketchup.

I heard that Gerry Rafferty of Stealers Wheel is buried in the same graveyard as Ronald McDonald and Heath Ledger.  Turns out he has a clown to the left of him and a joker to the right.

THOUGHT FOR THE WEEK

“No one of us is more important than the rest of us.” ~ Ray Kroc