Happy Friday! Happy New Year.  I hope that 2026 will be a good year for you and yours.  A New Year will offer more Friday jokes.

Enjoy!

This New Year’s Eve, I stated making breakfast just before midnight so that I could make a New Year’s toast.

This New Year’s Eve, I stood on my left leg at midnight so that I could start the year on the right foot.

This New Year’s Eve, I sprinkled sugar on my pillow so that I could start the year with sweet dreams.

This New Year’s Eve, I stopped by my local tire shop.  I wanted a Goodyear.

This New Year’s Eve, someone gave me a Hershey, but I was hoping for a midnight Kiss.

This New Year’s Eve, I shoplifted a calendar.  I got 12 months.

Someone offered me a box of raisins on New Year’s Eve. but I already had a date.

For the New Year. I want to read more, so I turned on the closed captioning on my TV.

I make losing weight my New Year’s resolution, but I hate losing.

I heard that Dr. Frankenstein’s New Year’s resolution was to make new friends.

THOUGHT FOR THE WEEK

“You are never too old to set another goal or to dream a new dream.” ~ C.S. Lewis