Happy Friday!  You might get caught red-handed laughing at these jokes.

Enjoy!

I read a news story about a cybercriminal who got away.  It said he ransomware.

I read a news story about a criminal who murders at railway stations.  The police think they are on the right track.

I read a news story about a robber who stole a rare and valuable book about Stradivarius.  Police are warning the public not to approach him, he has a history of violins.

I read a news story about a criminal who stole a valuable lamp, he got a very light sentence.

I read a news story about a man who has been breaking into farms and stealing cows.  Apparently, he is a male with a large moo-stash.

Local police have recently acquired 1,000 bees.  They might be used as part of a sting operation.

If you put an organized criminal in hot water, would you have mobster bisque?

A truck load of Brillo pads was stolen last night. Police are currently scouring the area.

Someone broke into my office and stole all the coffee cups.  This afternoon I am going to the police station to look at some mugshots.

A am trying to decide of I would rather become a novelist or a career criminal, I guess I am weighing the prose and cons.

THOUGHT FOR THE WEEK

“I think crime pays. The hours are good, you meet a lot of interesting people, you travel a lot.” ~ Woody Allen