Monthly Archives: March 2026

Friday Funny March 200, 2026 My Bracket Is Busted

Happy Friday!  Congratulations are in order – you have survived another winter! 

March means spring and it also means March Madness.  Perhaps you have completed a bracket for the tournament and perhaps, by the end of the weekend, your bracket will be in shambles.  You will not be alone, so when someone asks you how your bracket is, just choose one of the responses below.

Enjoy!

My bracket hopes vanished faster than my New Year resolutions.

My bracket hopes vanished faster than a twinkie at a weight watchers meeting.

My bracket hopes vanished faster than a hot dog in the presence of Joey Chesnut.

My bracket hopes vanished faster than Milli Vanilli’s music career.

My bracket hopes vanished faster doughnuts in the break room.

My bracket hopes vanished faster than a toupee in a hurricane.

My bracket hopes vanished faster than a politician’s campaign promises.

My bracket hopes vanished faster than the flavor in a piece of bubblegum.

My bracket hopes vanished faster than a Britney Spears marriage.

My bracket hopes vanished faster than my tax refund.

THOUGHT FOR THE WEEK

“Be more concerned with your character than your reputation, because your character is what you really are, while your reputation is merely what others think you are.” ~ John Wooden

Friday Funny March 13, 2026 You Are In Luck! Jokes for Friday the 13th!

Happy Friday the 13th!  This is second month in a row with a Friday the 13th, but don’t worry, you are in luck because I have more jokes.

Enjoy!

I heard that the most popular parties to organize on Friday the 13th are search parties.

I read about a guy who solves crimes by accident. Sheer Luck Holmes.

I made an appoint this Friday the 13th with a seamstress and a tailor because they know a lot about superstitchins.

I do not chase bad luck but somehow it always seems to know my address.

It seems like bad luck teaches me lessons I never signed up for.

I am so unlucky; I went to a Chinese restaurant and my fortune cookie read “Maybe next time.”

I am so unlucky; I was fired from my job as a chef for using the incorrect fish and herbs – it was wrong plaice, wrong thyme.

If I had a dollar for every time my luck turned around, I’d probably lose it.

I am so unlucky; I bought a memory foam pillow – turned out it had amnesia.

They say opening an umbrella indoors is bad luck, but I think if it’s raining indoors, you’ve probably already had some bad luck.

Would you call someone wo was down on their luck and posing for stock photos, a poor business model?

THOUGHT FOR THE WEEK

“You never can tell whether bad luck may not after all turn out to be good luck.” ~ Winston Churchill

Friday Funny March 6, 2026 Jokes That Hit Nothing But Net

Happy Friday! Happy March!  We have survived February and spring is on the way.  Baseball spring training is in full swing and it is time for March Madness.  And speaking of March Madness, there is only one unbeaten team in Division I remaining, my alma mater, the Miami University RedHawks!  So, let\s tip off the weekend with some basketball jokes,

Enjoy!

What do scrambled eggs and every college basketball team except the Miami RedHawks have in common? They have been beaten

Did you know that the reason so many basketball players fail their tests in school is because they have no desire to pass?

Did you hear about the anti-vax basketball team that lost every game because they never take any shots?

Did you hear about the basketball coach who recruited a pumpkin to play on the basketball team as a point gourd?

Did you hear about the ghost who fouled out for too many ghoul tending violations?

Did you know that basketball players cannot go on vacation because they are not allowed to travel?

Did you know that the most popular type of earrings for basketball players are hoops?

I know a baseball coach who loves dogs, he has 3 pointers.

I was read a story about a basketball team that sued a tennis team, it looks like they will have to go to court to settle.

I used to be addicted to basketball, but I’ve rebounded.

THOUGHT FOR THE WEEK

“The key is not the ‘will to win’ everybody has that. It is the will to prepare to win that is important” ~Bob Knight