Happy Friday the 13^th!  This is second month in a row with a Friday the 13^th, but don’t worry, you are in luck because I have more jokes.

Enjoy!

I heard that the most popular parties to organize on Friday the 13^th are search parties.

I read about a guy who solves crimes by accident. Sheer Luck Holmes.

I made an appoint this Friday the 13^th with a seamstress and a tailor because they know a lot about superstitchins.

I do not chase bad luck but somehow it always seems to know my address.

It seems like bad luck teaches me lessons I never signed up for.

I am so unlucky; I went to a Chinese restaurant and my fortune cookie read “Maybe next time.”

I am so unlucky; I was fired from my job as a chef for using the incorrect fish and herbs – it was wrong plaice, wrong thyme.

If I had a dollar for every time my luck turned around, I’d probably lose it.

I am so unlucky; I bought a memory foam pillow – turned out it had amnesia.

They say opening an umbrella indoors is bad luck, but I think if it’s raining indoors, you’ve probably already had some bad luck.

Would you call someone wo was down on their luck and posing for stock photos, a poor business model?

THOUGHT FOR THE WEEK

“You never can tell whether bad luck may not after all turn out to be good luck.” ~ Winston Churchill