Happy Friday! Time for some Dad jokes to kick off the weekend.

Enjoy!

Did you hear about the farmer that deiced to try a career in music after a disastrous harvest because he had a ton of sick beets?

I think of all the inventions of the last 100 years, the dry erase board has to be the most remarkable.

I recently stated at a hotel that charged me ten dollars extra for air conditioning. That wasn’t cool.

It is fairly easy to convince ladies not to eat Tide Pods, but harder to deter gents.

I found a wooden shoe in my toilet today, it was clogged.

I tried to start up a dating service for chickens, but I was struggled to make hens meet.

I read about a ship that was carrying red paint and a ship that was carrying blue paint that collided in the middle of the ocean. Seems, both crews were marooned.

Would you call a wizard who was bad at football, Fumbledore?

I once built a model of Mount Everest and my son asked me if it was to scale. “No,” I said. “It’s to look at.”

Now, I understand why the Hulk doesn’t lose his pants when he transforms, all that radiation altered his jeans.

THOUGHT FOR THE WEEK

“Sometimes I lie awake at night, and ask, ‘Where have I gone wrong?’ Then a voice says to me, ‘This is going to take more than one night.’” ~ Charles M. Schulz