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Friday Funny May 30, 2025 A Swarm of Bug Jokes

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Happy Friday!  Around my house, it is time for another brood of the seventeen-year cicadas to make their presence known.  I thought I would celebrate with some bug jokes.

Enjoy!

Would you call the place where bugs get off the train an infestation?

Would you call an indecisive bee a maybe?

Would you call a really old ant an ant-ique?

Is it true that butterflies sleep on cater-pillows?

Did you hear about the dung beetle who walked into a diner and asked, “Is this stool taken?”

Did you hear about the butterfly that they would not let into the dance because it was a moth ball?

Did you hear about the lightning bug that went to college because he was very bright?

Did you know that there are few bugs that live on military bases? It is because of the strict no-fly zones.

I watched a great movie about a giant bug, it was XL-ant.

People who cannot distinguish between etymology and entomology bug me in ways I cannot put into words.

THOUGHT FOR THE WEEK

“Time sneaks up on you like a windshield on a bug.”~ John Lithgow

Friday Funny June 13, 2024 Cicada Jokes

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Happy Friday!  I read where a good portion of the Midwest is dealing with 17-year cicadas.  We had them in Ohio a few years ago so we feel, or should I say hear, your pain!  Here are some cicada jokes to kick off your weekend.

Enjoy!

Is it true that cicadas are boring conversationalists because they don’t stop buzzing about what was cool 17 years ago?

I saw a cicada last night. The poor guy was just a hollow shell of his former self.

I heard that a cicada chef is opening a new restaurant, it’s called “Emergence-y Dining.”

Did you know that cicadas have very odd beliefs? It is true, they are all in sects.

Is it true that a cicada’s favorite game to play is ‘Hide and exoseek’?

I heard that cicadas get off the subway at the infest-station.

If life is just a game, then cicadas are not bugs, they are features.

Did you hear about the cicada who was lonely because he had no buggy to hang out with?

Is it true that the cicada called off work because she had a bug?

People who confuse etymology and entomology bug me in a way I can’t put into words.

THOUGHT FOR THE WEEK

“We don’t stop playing because we grow old; we grow old because we stop playing.” ~ George Bernard Shaw

Friday Funny August 4, 2023 Jokes That Bug You

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Happy Friday! We are in the dog days of summer and that means bugs are lurking everywhere.

Enjoy!

I heard that on movies Arnold Schwarzenegger will no longer kill people and now will kill only bugs. He has become an ex-terminator.

I saw a movie about bugs living together in an apartment, it is about  ten ants.

I read a story about a bug who wanted to be an astronaut, he is a real luna-tick.

Would a talkative caterpillar eventually become a social butterfly?

It is a little known fact that bugs hold odd religious beliefs, they are all in sects.

I heard about a bed bug band, they mostly play covers.

I heard about two bed bugs who fell in love, they are getting married in the spring.

I saw where my bank recently hired a scientist that specializes in small insects, apparently she is an expert on fine ants.

Did you know there is a rule that wingless female insects will sink and male insects will float. That is just a simple way to know if they are buoy-ant.

Today I saw a tiny insect carrying a bottle of Febreze, apparently it was a deodor-ant.

I told a joke to a bunch of bugs and all I heard was crickets.

People who do not know the difference between etymology and entomology just bug me.

THOUGHT FOR THE WEEK

“Time sneaks up on you like a windshield on a bug.”~ John Lithgow