Happy Friday! I hope you have had a great week! This week I have rounded up so jokes about ego. You can give my ego a boost by following this blog. Just go to http://www.leonardslines.com enter your email address and hit the “follow” button. You may not be glad you did, but I will and this week is about ego…..

Enjoy!

How many egocentrics does it take to screw in a lightbulb – just one. He holds the lightbulb up and the world revolves around him.

If you saw a criminal with a big ego going down the stairs, would you say he was a Condescending Con Descending?

Would you say that a cannibal with a big ego was full of himself?

I just found out my friend has a secret life as a church pastor – it’s his altar ego.

The other day I lost my Id, fortunately I still have my Ego and Super Ego.

I used to have major ego problem; however, since I got rid of it I’m pretty much perfect.

My friend told me I have a massive ego.  I told him that was impossible because an ego would imply a fault, of which I have none.

I don’t have an ego – I’m just perfect.

Actually, I have a very small ego.  In fact, I should have the world record for the smallest ego.

My friends say I’m ego-centric, but enough about them…

THOUGHT FOR THE WEEK

“A man wrapped up in himself makes a very small bundle.” ~ Benjamin Franklin