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Friday Funny June 27, 2025 It Is So Hot 2025

Happy Friday!  Summer has burst on the scene this year and it is hot!  How hot is it?  Glad you asked.

Enjoy!

It’s so hot, that the water buffalo at the zoo evaporated.

It’s so hot, my ice cubes are sending me breakup texts.

It’s so hot, the Lazarus lizards are wearing sunscreen.

It’s so hot, yoga mats are turning into slip-and-slides.

It’s so hot, I went to a used car lot just to be around some shady characters.

It’s so hot, I just saw two hobbits throw a ring off a roof.

It’s so hot, Colorado Rockies and Chicago White Sox fans are taking the bags off of their heads.

It’s so hot, that they cannot make chili in Cincinnati.

It’s so hot, I saw an Amish guy buy an air conditioner.

It’s so hot, I just saw Shadrach, Meshach and Abednego.

THOUGHT FOR THE WEEK

“Summer’s lease hath all too short a date.” ~ William Shakespeare

Friday funny April 12, 2024 Rain, Rain Go Away!

Happy Friday!  It was pretty neat in my little neck of the woods to see a total solar eclipse this week.  While the sky was pretty clear for the eclipse, it has pretty much been raining since then.  Instead of lamenting the rain, let’s kick off the weekend laughing about it.

Enjoy!

Would you call a cow riding a motorcycle in the rain – Cow-is-soggy?

I heard that cows lie down together in the rain to keep each udder dry.

I heard that ghosts do not like to walk outside when it rains because it dampens their spirits.

I heard that meteorologists get paid with rain checks.

Would you call a dinosaur that got stuck in the rain a driplodocus?

If it is raining outside does an artist draw the curtains closed?

Did you hear about the weatherman who was blushing because he saw climate change?

Did you know that if there is rain in the forecast that it is common for sailors to eat shellfish?  It’s the clam before the storm.

Since it started raining, all I can do is look sadly through the window.  I am hoping that soon my wife will let me in.

I once entered a weather pun competition. I beat the raining champion.

If you come in fourth at the National Weatherman Awards do you get a precipitation trophy?

If all this rain has you thinking of building an ark, I Noah guy.

THOUGHT FOR THE WEEK

“The nicest thing about the rain is that it always stops. Eventually.” ~ Eeyore

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And In Today’s Forecast There Is A One Hundred Percent Chance of Weather

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Although the calendar says March, there is still snow on the ground and the forecast says that there will be several more inches of snow tomorrow.  So, once again everyone is tasked with running to the grocery and buying milk, bread and eggs in case they get stranded inside for six hours or so during the day.  (Apparently the onset of snow causes most people to have an insatiable  appetite for french toast, this is another mystery for another day.)

But as I sit here pondering my plans for tomorrow I think about all the freezing rain that was in today’s forecast that did not happen.  I think about the major snowstorms in December and January that did not happen.  I think about the temperature forecast that have been off by more than twenty degrees and I wonder if it will really snow tomorrow.

I remember reading an article in the local paper last fall that really went out on a limb by predicting that this winter the temperature would be “above normal, below normal, or close to normal.”   I am certain that took a lot of work and professional judgement and I will admit they nailed that one.  Of course I understand that Mother Nature is temperamental and unpredictable.  I know that weather forecasting is as much an art as a science, but it seems like the artwork has been pretty ugly lately!   

From the exhaustive research I have conducted on the internet over the last five minutes, it appears that weather predictions, like all predictions, become less reliable over time.  You can place a little more faith in what you local weather person says the weather will be tomorrow that what he says it will be on Sunday.  This reminded me of the weatherman on Channel 2 in Dayton, Ohio in the 70’s.  The two most memorable things I recall about him were that 1) he had one of the best names for a weatherman, Dewey Hopper and 2) his very short-term forecasts were always right because instead of being in the studio, he did the weather outside in the parking lot so he could tell you if it was raining at the moment.

So, here is my long-term forecast:  there will be a gradual warming trend as the days grow longer until the latter part of June.  There will be intermittent sunshine mixed with rain and the occasional possibility of severe weather.