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Friday Funny January 17, 2025 A Ton of Elephant Jokes

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Happy Friday!  Seems like as good a time as any for some elephant jokes.

Enjoy!

I heard that the best way to raise a baby elephant is with a forklift.

Would you an elephant that doesn’t matter –  irrelephant?

If you crossed an elephant with a fish, would you end up with swimming trunks?

Is it true that elephants are afraid to go to computer stores because they sell mice?

I heard that elephants make excellent employees because they can multi-tusk.

Some elephants started a band, but they only play “heavy” metal.

I heard that elephants need trunks because they don’t have handbags.

I heard that elephants cannot fly because their trunks will not fit under the seat.

Did you know that elephants keep cool in the summer with ear conditioning?

Did you know that Dumbo’s favorite font is Ella font?

THOUGHT FOR THE WEEK

“Live in such a way that you would not be ashamed to sell your parrot to the town gossip.” ~ Will Rogers

Friday Funny July 19, 2024 Laws of Nature

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Happy Friday!  As you approach another weekend, I want to help you stay on the right side of the law.  So please not the unique laws below and behave accordingly.

Enjoy!

In Mississippi, it is illegal to give beer to an elephant.

In Florida, it is illegal to park to tie your elephant to a parking meter without paying the parking fee.

In San Francisco, it is illegal to take your elephant on a walk unless it is on a leash.

In Massachusetts, it is illegal to have a gorilla in the backseat of your car.

In Nevada, it is illegal to have a camel on the highway.

In Missouri, it is illegal to wrestle a bear.

In Arizona, it is illegal to let your donkey sleep in the bathtub.

In Alabama, it is illegal to blindfold your pets in the car.

In Idaho, it is illegal to allow your pet to smoke a cigar.

In Minnesota, it is illegal for a cat to chase a dog up a telephone pole.

THOUGHT FOR THE WEEK

“At his best, man is the noblest of all animals; separated from law and justice he is the worst.” ~ Aristotle

It has been a few weeks, but I have dropped a new podcast – you can find it at the following link.

https://www.buzzsprout.com/2234608/episodes/15420399-time-for-another-podcast