Happy Friday! Happy Hanukkah to my Jewish friends! We are closing out the last days of fall with winter and Christmas knocking on the door. I’m pining for a Christmas tree to spruce up the place. So bundle up for some more seasonal humor.
Would you call someone who can’t stop thinking about past Christmases Santa-mental?
Would you call a reindeer ghost a cari-boo?
Is eggnog really all that it is cracked up to be?
Should you eat broken candy canes or only the ones that are in mint condition?
Did you hear about the mall Santa who lost his job? He was fired for Claus.
Would you call an elf that runs away from Santa’s Workshop a rebel without a Claus?
Did you know that Elves are very defensive about the shape of their ears? They do have a point.
Did Santa’s helper improve his toy making skills by reading a elf-help book?
If a child does not learn to tie his shoes properly does he end up on the knotty list?
What did Adam say on the day before Christmas? It’s Christmas, Eve
Thought for the Week
“Christmas is a season for kindling the fire for hospitality in the hall, the genial flame of charity in the heart.” ~ Washington Irving