Friday Funny December 29, 2017 New Year’s Resolutions

Happy Friday!  It is hard to believe that another year is coming to an end.  But a new year will bring new opportunities.  Here is wishing you a joyful and meaningful 2018 and, just in case you need some ideas for a New Year’s Resolution, I am happy to offer some suggestions.


New Year’s Resolutions

 I resolve to learn to play a musical instrument – the bagpipes!

I resolve to be more decisive… perhaps.

I resolve to learn how to annoy more people in more ways in the New Year.

I resolve to eat my weight in chocolate during 2018.

I resolve to add more color to my diet – at least one bag of Skittles or M&Ms a day should do the trick.

I resolve not text messages to anyone who is within 100 feet of my location.

I resolve to limit myself to seven e-mail addresses, five Facebook profiles and three Twitter accounts.

I resolve to stop sending e-mails to myself.

I resolve to work with neglected children — my own.

I resolve to chat with my spouse live instead of on Facebook.

I resolve to not say, “LOL… LOL!” out loud when I hear something funny.

I resolve to balance my checkbook… on my nose.

I resolve to read either “War and Peace” or “Green Eggs and Ham”.

I resolve to stop procrastinating in 2019.

My New Year resolution is: 1024 by 968 pixels.

Thought for the Week

“Every time you tear a leaf off a calendar, you present a new place for ideas and progress.” ~ Charles Kettering


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