Happy Friday!  The cold, gray days of winter had me feeling a little down, so I went to the Doctor………

Enjoy!

I told the Doctor that I was suffering from hallucinations, he told me that I was only imagining it.

I told the Doctor that I felt like I was a tennis racket, he told me that I was too highly strung.

I told the Doctor that I felt like I was a DVD, he told me that he thought he had seen me before.

I told the Doctor that my stomach was sore, he told me to stop my belly aching.

I told the Doctor that I felt like a piano, he told me to hang on while he made some notes.

I told the Doctor that I had swallowed a spoon, he told me to relax and try not to stir.

I told the Doctor that I swallowed a roll of film, he told me not to worry, that nothing would develop.

I told the Doctor that I felt like a set of curtains, he told me to pull myself together.

I told the Doctor that I had a ringing in my ears, he told me to answer it.

I told the Doctor that I felt like I was a professional wrestler, he told me to get a grip on myself.

THOUGHT FOR THE WEEK

“Never go to a doctor whose office plants have died.” ~Erma Bombeck

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