Happy Friday! Congratulations – you have made it to the last Friday of January! Your reward consists of some jokes that have been millions of years in the making.
Would you call a dinosaur in high heels a Myfeetaresaurus?
Would you call a vision impaired dinosaur a Doyouthinkhsaurs?
Would you call a dinosaur who is a noisy sleeper a Brontosnorus?
Would you call a dinosaur car accident a tyrannosaurus wreck?
Would you call the former boyfriend/girlfriend of a dinosaur a Tyrannosaurus Ex?
Would you call a dinosaur that knows a lot of words a Thesaurus?
Would you call a dinosaur that asks a lot of deep questions a Philosiraptor?
Would you call a dinosaur who never gives up a Try-try-try-ceratops?
Would you What is the head of an Italian dinosaur crime family a Ptera Don?
Would you call the scariest dinosaur a The Terrordactyl?
THOUGHT FOR THE WEEK
“You can only come to the morning through the shadows.” ~J.R.R. Tolkien