Happy Friday!  Congratulations – you have made it to the last Friday of January!  Your reward consists of some jokes that have been millions of years in the making.

Enjoy!

Would you call a dinosaur in high heels a Myfeetaresaurus?

Would you call a vision impaired dinosaur a Doyouthinkhsaurs?

Would you call a dinosaur who is a noisy sleeper a Brontosnorus?

Would you call a dinosaur car accident a tyrannosaurus wreck?

Would you call the former boyfriend/girlfriend of a dinosaur a Tyrannosaurus Ex?

Would you call a dinosaur that knows a lot of words a Thesaurus?

Would you call a dinosaur that asks a lot of deep questions a Philosiraptor?

Would you call a dinosaur who never gives up a Try-try-try-ceratops?

Would you What is the head of an Italian dinosaur crime family a Ptera Don?

Would you call the scariest dinosaur a The Terrordactyl?

THOUGHT FOR THE WEEK

“You can only come to the morning through the shadows.” ~J.R.R. Tolkien

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