Friday Funny March 31, 2023 Jokes That Are On The Ball

Happy Friday! As we bring a close to March we are at the beginning of a new baseball season.  It is that time of year when hope springs eternal!  So, let me  toss a few baseball jokes your way to kick the weekend off.


I have a baseball joke to tell you. It will leave you in stitches.

How do baseball players stay Friends? They touch base every once in a while.

I heard that it is a good idea to take a baseball player with you when you go camping so that he can pitch the tent.

If you crossed a baseball pitcher with a carpet, would you get a throw rug?

Where did the baseball player wash his socks? In the bleachers.

What is the main rule of zebra baseball? Three stripes and you’re out.

What do baseball players use to bake a cake? Oven mitts, bunt pans, and batter.

Why did the baseball player shut down his website? He wasn’t getting any hits.

I once tried to kill a giant mouse with a baseball bat.  Seems that I now have a lifetime ban from Disney World.

People say I’m too aggressive when I’m trading baseball cards. I will admit that I am Ruth-less.


“Love is the most important thing in the world, but baseball is pretty good, too.” ~ Yogi Berra


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