Happy Friday!  I hope you had an enjoyable 4^th of July Holiday.  There is a good chance that your July 4^th meal included some chips or French fries, so I dug up some potatoe jokes for this week.

Enjoy!

Would you call a spud with glasses a spec-tater?

Would you call a lazy spud a couch potato?

Would you call a spud that is reluctant to jump into boiling water a hesi-tater?

Would you call a spud that is constantly looking for a fight an agi-tater?

Would you call an artificial spud an imi-tater?

Would you call a good-looking french fry a hot potato?

Would you call a lethargic baby kangaroo a pouch potato?

Would you call a person who spends a lot of time sitting and staring at potatoes a medi-tator?

If a spud had its head chopped off, would you say it was decap-potatoed?

Is it true that a potato’s favorite TV show is Starch Trek?

THOUGHT FOR THE WEEK

“All generalizations are false, including this one.” ~ Mark Twain