Monthly Archives: April 2026

Friday Funny April 10, 2026 Let Me Spring Some Jokes On You

Happy Friday!  The days are definitely getting longer and warmer, I do believe spring is here.  So let’s celebrate with some spring jokes!

Enjoy!

If you cross a tulip with a dog, would you get a collie-flower?

If you plant Hershey kisses in the spring, do you get tulips?

Would you call an angry flower a snapdragon?

Did you hear about the bee who got married in the spring because he found his honey?

Did you hear about the gardener who stayed calm because he had a lot of thyme?

Did you hear about the flowers who had a lot of speeding tickets because he kept putting the petal to the metal?

Did you hear about the flower that could not ride its bike because it lost its petals?

Did you hear about the farmer who buried all his money because he wanted to make his soil rich?

Did you know that the difference between a spring roll and a summer roll is seasoning?

Did you know that the best time to wash your Slinky is when you’re spring cleaning?

Thought For the Week

“In the spring, I have counted 136 different kinds of weather inside 24 hours.” ~ Mark Twain

Friday Funny April 3, 2026 Another Basket of Easter Bunny Jokes

Happy Friday!  Happy Passover!  Happy Easter! 

Here is a basket full of Easter Bunny jokes just for you and do not worry they are all zero calorie!

Enjoy!

Did you know that the grocery opened up a lane to help you check out faster for your Easter preparations, it is an eggs-press lane.

Did you know that the Easter Bunnies favorite movies are ones with hoppy endings?

Did you know that the Easter Bunny got his job because he had lots of eggs-perience?

Did you know that in his spare time, the Easter Bunny likes to play video games on his  Eggs-box?

Did you know that the Easter Bunny gets all his eggs from a single supplier?  It is a big eggplant.

Did you know the Easter Bunny moonlights as a financial advisor?  He tells his clients not to put all their eggs in one basket.

Did you know the Easter Bunny fell and broke his leg? It was a hare-line fracture.

Did you know that before the Easter Bunny eats dinner he begins with “Lettuce pray”?

Did you hear about the Easter egg that starred in a movie? Now it’s a shell-ebrity.

Did you know that people paint Easter eggs because it is a lot easier than wallpapering them?

THOUGHT FOR THE WEEK

“Easter says you can put truth in a grave, but it won’t stay there.” ~ Clarence W. Hall