Monthly Archives: April 2026

Friday Funny May 1, 2026 I Have Reached The Age…

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Happy Friday! Time flies, we are already a third of the way through 2026.  As time moves faster and faster I realize that I am not as young as I used to be, in fact I have reached the age that….

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I have reached the age that I have started to spot gray hair – on my children.

I have reached the age where work is a lot of fun, and fun is a lot of work.

I have reached the age that I have looked for large print alphabet soup.

I have reached the age where I wonder how I can be over the hill when I don’t even remember being on top of it.

I have reached the age that I have been there and done that, but don’t remember what that was.

I have reached that age that people tell me how good I look for my age.

I have reached the age where I am a lot like a library. I have a lot of knowledge, but no one seems interested in checking it out.

I have reached the age where I do not argue, I just explain why I’m right and I have a lifetime of experience to back me up.

I have reached the age where I can’t decide if I have more patience or if I just don’t care anymore.

I’m not old, I’m just chronologically gifted.

THOUGHT FOR THE WEEK

“We could certainly slow the aging process down if it had to work its way through Congress.” ~ Will Rogers

Friday Funny April 24, 2026 Jokes That Have Gone To The Dogs

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Happy Friday!  How about some dog jokes to kick off your weekend?

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I have figured out how to stop my dog from digging up the garden.  I confiscated his shovel.

I tried using spot remover on my dog. He disappeared. He kept pressing the paws button.

My dog’s not fat. He’s just a little husky.

My dog never throws anything away, I think she is a hoarder collie.

Did you know that dogs float because they’re good buoys?

I tried to find some jokes about Corgis, but they were all really short.

If you crossed a Cocker Spaniel with a Poodle and a Rooster, would you get Cockerpoodlepoo?

If you crossed a Collie with a Labrador retriever and a Dalmatian, would you get a collaboration?

The other day I spotted an albino dalmatian, seemed like the least I could do for it.

The difference between a man and a dog is that a man wears a suit, but a dog just pants.

 THOUGHT FOR THE WEEK

“Be the person your dog thinks you are.” ~ C.J. Frick

Friday Funny April 17, 2026 Some Eggscelent Chicken Jokes

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Happy Friday!  Here are some chicken jokes just for you and you do not have to cross the road to read them.

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Did you hear about the negative rooster who would said, “Cock a doodle don’t”?

Did you hear about the chicken who liked to tell jokes?  She was a real real comedi-hen.

Did you hear about the chicken who went to the gym to work on its pecks?

Did you hear about the chicken who couldn’t find her eggs because she mislaid them?

Did you hear about the old chicken who refused to go to KFC because it wasn’t on her bucket list?

If you crossed an elephant and a chicken would you get a peckyderm?

Is it true that a chicken’s greatest fear is a Zoombie Apeckalypse?

Is it true that a chicken’s favorite dessert is coop-cakes?

If you see a very well dressed chicken, would you say she looked impeccable?

I hope that chickens read my blog and don’t think it is just Cluckbait.

THOUGHT FOR THE WEEK

“Regard it just as desirable to build a chicken house as it is to build a cathedral.” ~ Frank Lloyd Wright

Friday Funny April 10, 2026 Let Me Spring Some Jokes On You

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Happy Friday!  The days are definitely getting longer and warmer, I do believe spring is here.  So let’s celebrate with some spring jokes!

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If you cross a tulip with a dog, would you get a collie-flower?

If you plant Hershey kisses in the spring, do you get tulips?

Would you call an angry flower a snapdragon?

Did you hear about the bee who got married in the spring because he found his honey?

Did you hear about the gardener who stayed calm because he had a lot of thyme?

Did you hear about the flowers who had a lot of speeding tickets because he kept putting the petal to the metal?

Did you hear about the flower that could not ride its bike because it lost its petals?

Did you hear about the farmer who buried all his money because he wanted to make his soil rich?

Did you know that the difference between a spring roll and a summer roll is seasoning?

Did you know that the best time to wash your Slinky is when you’re spring cleaning?

Thought For the Week

“In the spring, I have counted 136 different kinds of weather inside 24 hours.” ~ Mark Twain

Friday Funny April 3, 2026 Another Basket of Easter Bunny Jokes

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Happy Friday!  Happy Passover!  Happy Easter! 

Here is a basket full of Easter Bunny jokes just for you and do not worry they are all zero calorie!

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Did you know that the grocery opened up a lane to help you check out faster for your Easter preparations, it is an eggs-press lane.

Did you know that the Easter Bunnies favorite movies are ones with hoppy endings?

Did you know that the Easter Bunny got his job because he had lots of eggs-perience?

Did you know that in his spare time, the Easter Bunny likes to play video games on his  Eggs-box?

Did you know that the Easter Bunny gets all his eggs from a single supplier?  It is a big eggplant.

Did you know the Easter Bunny moonlights as a financial advisor?  He tells his clients not to put all their eggs in one basket.

Did you know the Easter Bunny fell and broke his leg? It was a hare-line fracture.

Did you know that before the Easter Bunny eats dinner he begins with “Lettuce pray”?

Did you hear about the Easter egg that starred in a movie? Now it’s a shell-ebrity.

Did you know that people paint Easter eggs because it is a lot easier than wallpapering them?

THOUGHT FOR THE WEEK

“Easter says you can put truth in a grave, but it won’t stay there.” ~ Clarence W. Hall