Happy Friday! We are in the dog days of summer and that means bugs are lurking everywhere.

Enjoy!

I heard that on movies Arnold Schwarzenegger will no longer kill people and now will kill only bugs. He has become an ex-terminator.

I saw a movie about bugs living together in an apartment, it is about  ten ants.

I read a story about a bug who wanted to be an astronaut, he is a real luna-tick.

Would a talkative caterpillar eventually become a social butterfly?

It is a little known fact that bugs hold odd religious beliefs, they are all in sects.

I heard about a bed bug band, they mostly play covers.

I heard about two bed bugs who fell in love, they are getting married in the spring.

I saw where my bank recently hired a scientist that specializes in small insects, apparently she is an expert on fine ants.

Did you know there is a rule that wingless female insects will sink and male insects will float. That is just a simple way to know if they are buoy-ant.

Today I saw a tiny insect carrying a bottle of Febreze, apparently it was a deodor-ant.

I told a joke to a bunch of bugs and all I heard was crickets.

People who do not know the difference between etymology and entomology just bug me.

THOUGHT FOR THE WEEK

“Time sneaks up on you like a windshield on a bug.”~ John Lithgow