Happy Friday! Seems like it is about time for some more computer jokes.

Enjoy!

I put my internet router in my basement, you might say that I come from a LAN down under.

Would you call a computer mouse that swears a lot; a cursor?

Have you ever tried smelling the F5 key on your keyboard?  It’s very refreshing

My computer said my password is insecure. You know if it wasn’t forced to have such strict requirements it might be a bit more confident.

Did you know that there is a chemical that is released in your brain when you see something funny on the internet?  It is called Dopa-meme.

I heard about a farmer who was having a lot of trouble with his internet.  He moved the modem to the barn and now he has stable wi-fi.

I heard about the computer that got married to the wi-fi, it appears that had a strong connection.

I heard about two web developers that got married, it was love at first site.

I just got fired from my job at the keyboard factory. It seems that I was not putting in enough shifts.

Would you call a computer superhero a Screen Saver?

I heard that computer programmers decide what to wear to work by consulting the dress code.

THOUGHT FOR THE WEEK

“Whoever said that the definition of insanity is doing the same thing over and over again and expecting different results has obviously never had to reboot a computer.” ~William Petersen