Monthly Archives: September 2023

Friday Funny September 22, 2023 Root For Your Favorite College Team

Happy Friday!  As we approach the end of September, the college football season is well under way.  If you do not have a favorite team, let me offer some interesting options.

Enjoy!

Anteaters of University of California/Irvine

Horned Frogs of Texas Christian University

Banana Slugs of the University of California/Santa Cruz

Boll Weevils of the University of Arkansas/Monticello

Black Flies of the College of the Atlantic

Claim Jumpers of Columbia College

Demon Deacons of Wake Forest

Dirtbags of Cal State Long Beach

Fighting Artichokes of Scottsdale Community College

Fighting Camels of Campbell University

Fighting Pickles of the North Carolina School of the Arts

Golden Flashes of Kent State University

Hatters of Stetson University

Hustlin’ Quakers of Earlham College

Ichabods of Washburn University 

Purple Aces of the University of Evansville

Salukis of Southern Illinois University

Shockers of Wichita State

Sycamores of Indiana State University

Zips of the University of Akron

THOUGHT FOR THE WEEK

“If the college you visit has a bookstore filled with t-shirts rather than books, find another college.”~ Albert Mohler Jr.

Friday Funny September 15, 2023 Dialing Up More Jokes

Happy Friday. After much contemplation, we are finally ready to give up our LAN line which made me think it was time for some more pone jokes.

Enjoy!

I left my phone under my pillow last night and woke up to $5 bill underneath it, I guess it must have been the Blue-tooth fairy

Is it true that the crow alighted on the telephone pole because he wanted to make a long distance caw?

You know, I just cannot picture myself without a camera phone.

I heard that is hard to contact a pirate because he always leaves his phone off the hook.

Fun Fact: On March 10th, 1876, Alexander Graham Bell made the first telephone call. Ten minutes later, he learned his auto warranty had expired.

Is it true that the burger was sitting by the phone incase onion rings?

Is it true that a horse only talks on the phone whinny wants to?

I put my phone into airplane mode, but it is not a very good transformer.

I enjoys writing jokes and storing them on my phone, you might say it is my Dad-a-base.

I once tried to get a job as a telephone operator; however, I sort of phoned in the interview and the HR Director did not think it was my true calling –  so I’ve put those plans on hold for now.

I was going to list several more phone pun but I decided they were uncalled for.

THOUGHT FOR THE WEEK

“Cell phones are so convenient that they’re an inconvenience.”~ Haruki Murakami

Friday Funny September 8, 2023 Even More Dad Jokes

Happy Friday!  It has been a bit since I have shared some Dad Jokes, so here goes.

Enjoy!

My wife said I should do lunges to stay in shape. That would be a big step forward.

I thought the dryer was shrinking my clothes. Turns out it was the refrigerator all along.

I was going to tell a joke about chemistry, but I don’t think it will get a reaction.

I was going to tell a joke about paper, but it was tear-able.

I used to play piano by ear. Now I use my hands.

You know, people say they pick their nose, but I feel like I was just born with mine.

I used to be a personal trainer, but I gave my too weak notice.

Would you call two monkeys that share an Amazon account, prime mates?

How do you get a good price on a sled? You have toboggan.

I think it is very inappropriate to tell ‘dad ‘ jokes if you are not a dad. In fact, I would call it a faux pa.

THOUGHT FOR THE WEEK

“My father didn’t tell me how to live; he lived, and let me watch him do it.” ~ Clarence Budington Kelland