Happy Friday. After much contemplation, we are finally ready to give up our LAN line which made me think it was time for some more pone jokes.

Enjoy!

I left my phone under my pillow last night and woke up to $5 bill underneath it, I guess it must have been the Blue-tooth fairy

Is it true that the crow alighted on the telephone pole because he wanted to make a long distance caw?

You know, I just cannot picture myself without a camera phone.

I heard that is hard to contact a pirate because he always leaves his phone off the hook.

Fun Fact: On March 10th, 1876, Alexander Graham Bell made the first telephone call. Ten minutes later, he learned his auto warranty had expired.

Is it true that the burger was sitting by the phone incase onion rings?

Is it true that a horse only talks on the phone whinny wants to?

I put my phone into airplane mode, but it is not a very good transformer.

I enjoys writing jokes and storing them on my phone, you might say it is my Dad-a-base.

I once tried to get a job as a telephone operator; however, I sort of phoned in the interview and the HR Director did not think it was my true calling –  so I’ve put those plans on hold for now.

I was going to list several more phone pun but I decided they were uncalled for.

THOUGHT FOR THE WEEK

“Cell phones are so convenient that they’re an inconvenience.”~ Haruki Murakami