Happy Friday and welcome to October!  I took a little break last week, but I am back with some fall jokes to kick off this weekend.

Enjoy!

Who lives in the scary Hundred Acre Wood? – Winnie the Boo.

Why did the pumpkin and the butternut squash get on so well? –  They were gourd friends.

What do short-sighted ghouls wear? – Spooktacles.

Who won the skeleton beauty contest? – No body.

Why do pumpkins sit on people’s porches? – They don’t have any hands to knock on the door.

What do pirates wear during fall? – Pumpkin patches.

Why didn’t the girl pumpkin get married? – Because a gourd man is hard to find.

Why is it hard to work at the apple pie factory?  – They have such a high turnover rate. 

How does the pumpkin listen to music? – On vine-yl. 

Why did the apple pie go to the dentist?  – Because it needed a filling.

THOUGHT FOR THE WEEK

“And myriad leaves, on which the Summer wrote
Her blushing farewell, at my feet were strown.”
~Albert Laighton (1829–1887), “In the Woods,” c.1859