Friday Funny November 24, 2024 Some Thanksgiving Leftover Jokes

Hope you had a nice Thanksgiving.  Here are a few leftover jokes for your weekend.

Enjoy!

What did the hipster say the day after Thanksgiving? – I liked the leftovers before they were cool.

My wife keeps getting mad at me for eating leftovers straight from the fridge, but it is really hard to quit cold turkey.

My son asked me if I ate the leftovers he was saving in the refrigerator.  Sily boy, I ate them in the living room

I think most people put leftover food in Tupperware because they know they will throw it out, but just not for a few days.

If someone gave you leftover Thanksgiving ham, would that make it a hammy-down?

I was planning on taking Thanksgiving leftovers home from; however,  my plans were foiled

I found a leftover Thanksgiving cookie crying, it seems he was sad because his mom has been a wafer a long time.

Would you call leftover French cuisine Deja food?

Would do you call leftover salad the romaine-der?

Any leftover cabbage can and will be shredded and mixed with mayonnaise. I believe that would be Cole’s Law.

THOUGHT FOR THE WEEK

“It is only with gratitude that life becomes rich!”  ~Dietrich Bonhoeffer

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