Happy Friday!  Less than a week of the days getting shorter and less than two weeks until Christmas!  In the spirit of the season, here are some more Christmas jokes.

Enjoy!

Is it true that if you eat Christmas decorations you will get tinsel-it-is?

I heard that when reindeer have sleepovers, they like to play truth or deer.

Is it true that a Christmas tree’s favorite candy is orna-mints?

I heard that Rudolph had to attend summer school because he went down in history.

If someone has lost their Christmas spirit, should you nurse them back to elf?

Is it true that on the day after Christmas, the elves clean Santa’s sleigh using Santa-tizer?

I heard that snow globes never get scared; however, they do occasionally get shaken.

Is it true that Christmas trees do not knit because they keeping dropping their needles?

I heard that Santa uses a GPS because he doesn’t want to be a lost Claus.

If Santa’s sleigh broke down, would he need to get mistle-toed?

THOUGHT FOR THE WEEK

“And suddenly there was with the angel a multitude of the heavenly host praising God, and saying, Glory to God in the highest, and on earth peace among men in whom he is well pleased.” ~ Luke 2:13-14