Happy Friday and Merry Christmas!  Christmas is just a few days away and I have one more batch of Christmas jokes just for you.

Enjoy!

Is it true that at Christmas, sheep send each other wool-tide bleatings?

At Christmas, do sheep say Merry Christmas to ewe?

Is it true that a lamb’s favorite Christmas carol is “Have Yourself a Mary Little Christmas”?

Would a sheep greet you at Christmas with Fleece Navidad?

Is it true that Scrooge kept a pet lamb because it would say, “Baaa humbug!”?

Is it true that Santa’s favorite U.S state is Idaho-ho-ho?

I recently read a story about a guy who stole an Advent Calendar. He got 25 days.

You know why you never see Santa in the hospital? Because he has private elf care!

I heard that when Santa has an elf who misbehaves, he gives them the sack.

I heard that the Christmas tree went toe the barber shop because it needed to be trimmed.

THOUGHT FOR THE WEEK

“I will honour Christmas in my heart, and try to keep it all the year.” ~ Ebenezer Scrooge in A Christmas Carol