Happy New Year!  It is time to say “goodbye” to 2023 and “welcome” to 2024.  I want to thank you for letting me invade your Fridays in 2023.  I wish you peace and joy in 2024! 

Enjoy!

It is almost New Year’s Eve and I am having a bout of auld-langietxy about what my New Year’s resolutions should be.

You could be like Dr. Frankenstein and have a New Year’s resolution to make new friends.

I find it interesting that every New Year’s Eve, I look forward to tuning into a good show at Time’s Square, yet year after year, they drop the ball.

Last New Year’s Eve close to midnight, Dracula passed out and there was a count down.

Is it true that soccer players are the worst at following through with their New Year’s resolutions because they always seem to be running away from their goals?

My New Years resolution is to eat 1200 calories a day. I am pretty confident I can surpass that goal on a regular basis.

A few Dad jokes to close out the year:

I have this amazing ability that I can tell when someone is lying just by looking at them.  I can also tell when they are standing.

My computer is mad at my printer, apparently it didn’t like its toner voice.

Did you hear that laughing too loudly is illegal in Hawaii? It seems they only permit a low “ha.”

Last night I had a dream that I weighed less than a thousandth of a gram. I was like, 0mg.

I used to run a dating service for chickens, but I was struggling to make hens meet.

A guy walked into a bar, and lost the limbo contest.

THOUGHT FOR THE WEEK

“There are better things ahead than any we leave behind.” ~ C.S. Lewis