Happy Friday and welcome to February! Congratulations on surviving another January.  Today is Ground Hog Day and I do not know if ‘ole Phil will see his shadow or not, but regardless of whether we have six more weeks of winter, don’t get angry with me.

Enjoy!

When I first got my memory foam pillow, I would punch it to control my anger. Now it has memorized all my moves and I live in constant fear.

At work today, I became so angry that I just smashed my keyboard. I lost Ctrl.

I ordered a Thesaurus recently, when it arrived all the pages were blank.  I have no words to describe my anger.

In today’s mail, there was a flier about anger management. I lost it.

I read a news story about a mime artist who tried to become an anger management counselor, eventually he drove everyone up the wall.

Some people get angry when their cell phone runs out of power: they just need to find an outlet.

Would you call your mother’s angry French sister your croissant?

Did you hear about the angry baker who went to therapy?  He kneaded it.

Did you hear about the mad barber who cut hair with sheer anger?

The other day, I slapped my violin out of anger, is that considered domestic violins?

THOUGHT FOR THE WEEK

“Anger is never without a Reason, but seldom with a good One.” ~Benjamin Franklin

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