Happy Friday!  We have made it past Groundhog Day and Valetine’s Day is next Wednesday.  Here is my annual volume of Valentine related humor.

Enjoy!

I heard that the best place to find love in a grocery store is in Aisle B… there for you.

I heard that the best Valentine’s Day dinner is a hearty one.

You should ask someone out on a coffee date for Valentine’s Day it you like them a latte.

You cannot trust a pastry chef on Valentine’s Day because they’ll dessert you.

Do you know what one slug wrote to another slug’s Valentine’s Day card? “Be my Valen-slime!”

Do you know what the scientist said to their valentine? “I think of you periodically.”

If the candy you ordered for Valentine’s Day is delivered after February 14, would that make it choco-late?

I heard that rocks always remember Valentine’s Day. It is true, they never take each other for granite.

If two kayaks fall in love would that be a row-mance?

I once fell in love with someone who only knew 4 vowels. She didn’t know I existed.

THOUGHT FOR THE WEEK

You can’t blame gravity for falling in love. ~ Albert Einstein

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https://www.iheart.com/podcast/269-leonard-looks-at-life-126237165/