Happy Friday!  Congratulations on making it through another February.  Spring is just around the corner! Let’s kick-off the weekend with some March Jokes!

Enjoy!

 A roaring start to March will bring ewe a magnificent end to the month. Trust me, I’m not lion!

Sometimes it feels like February will last forever, but time Marches on.

I asked my friend when his birthday was, he said March 1st.  So, I walked around the room and asked him again.

I hear there’s a march for people that love the third month of the year.

This year, celebrate the Ides of March with a donut. In fact, eat two, Brute.

I know people that are named after April and May.  I do not know anyone named March, that would be madness.

I heard about a guy who proposed to his girlfriend on St Patrick’s Day with a cubic zirconium ring.  It was a sham rock.

Is the best music to play during the third month March-iachi?

What did Sir Mix-a-Lot say to the sprouting March flowers?  I like big buds and I cannot lie!

Did you hear about the flower that couldn’t ride its bike because it lost its petals?

THOUGHT FOR THE WEEK

“March, when days are getting long, Let thy growing hours be strong to set right some wintry wrong.” ~ Caroline May

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