Happy Friday! We are a full week into March and Spring is just around the corner! Spring means things will turn greener and flowers will start to bloom. It also means that bears will come out of hibernation. So, if you will bear with me, here are a few jokes to kick off the weekend.
Enjoy!
If you cross a grizzly bear and a harp would you get a bear faced lyre?
If you cross a skunk with a bear would you get Winnie the PU?
Is it true that bears do not use GPS because they never lose their bearings?
I heard that pandas save money when they print photos because most of their pictures are black and white.
Would you call a bear that jumps but never lands Peter Panda?
Did you hear about the koala who got fired from his job because he would only do the bear minimum?
Did you hear about the optimistic who wanted to spread pawsitivity?
Did you hear about the bear couple who broke up because they were polar opposites?
Did you hear about the bear was not efficient at work? His colleagues said he was good fur nothing.
If you ever enter into a contract with a bear, make sure that the claws are clearly defined.
THOUGHT FOR THE WEEK
“Life can only be understood backwards; but it must be lived forwards.” ~ Søren Kierkegaard
You can find the newest episode of my podcast “Leonard Looks at Life” at this link
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