Happy Friday!  It is past the mid-point of April, tax day is behind us and spring is in the air!

Enjoy!

Well, my winter fat is gone and now I have spring rolls.

I heard that on a sunny spring day that sheep like to have a baa-baa cue.

Did you hear about the flower that cold not ride its bike because it lost its petals?

Would you call a well-dressed king of the jungle a dandy lion?

It’s allergy season again? You’ve got to be pollen my leg.

I hear that the best time to wash your Slink is during spring cleaning.

I hear that there is an invasive species of earthworms that are rapidly spreading around the world.  It is a real case of Global Worming.

I hear that the plants that are best at math are the ones with square roots.

I have a good friend who is a writer, every spring she suffers with bad allegories.

Is the difference between a spring roll and a summer roll seasoning?

I hear that it is hardest to plant flowers when you haven’t botany.

There are 5 seasons: Winter, Summer, Autumn, Spring, and Tax Season.

THOUGHT FOR THE WEEK

“April hath put a spirit of youth in everything.” ~ William Shakespeare