Happy Friday!  Seems like an appropriate time for some amusing quotes about politics.

Enjoy!

“A politician needs the ability to foretell what is going to happen tomorrow, next week, next month, and next year. And to have the ability afterward to explain why it didn’t happen.” ~ Winston Churchill

“Since a politician never believes what he says, he is quite surprised to be taken at his word.”~ Charles de Gaulle

“Politics is the art of looking for trouble, finding it whether it exists or not, diagnosing it incorrectly, and applying the wrong remedy”. ~ Ernest Benn

“Politics is the gentle art of getting votes from the poor and campaign funds from the rich, by promising to protect each from the other.”~ Oscar Ameringer

“We believe that to err is human. To blame it on someone else is politics.”~ Hubert H. Humphrey

“The more you observe politics, the more you’ve got to admit that each party is worse than the other.”~Will Rogers

“No one party can fool all of the people all of the time; that’s why we have two parties”.~ Bob Hope

“We hang the petty thieves and appoint the great ones to public office.” ~– Aesop

“Under every stone lurks a politician.”~– Aristophanes

“Everything is changing. People are taking their comedians seriously and the politicians as a joke.” ~ Will Rogers

THOUGHT FOR THE WEEK

“Things are more like they are now, than they ever were before.”~ Dwight D. Eisenhower