Happy Friday!  Summer is here and it is hot, hot, hot!  How hot is it?  I am glad you asked.

Enjoy!

It’s so hot, even my artificial flowers are wilting.

It’s so hot, my Iceberg lettuce melted.

It’s so hot, Alexa asked to be dipped in a glass of ice water.

It’s so hot, I put in a DVD of Frozen and but it played Waterworld.

It’s so hot, that you can tell who has had plastic surgery.

It’s so hot, my crayons are now watercolors.

It’s so hot, Optimus Prime transformed into an air conditioner.

It’s so hot, that all the water buffalo at the zoo evaporated.

It’s so hot, the catfish are already fried when you catch them.

It’s so hot, I saw a funeral procession pull through a Dairy Queen.

THOUGHT FOR THE WEEK

“It ain’t the heat, it’s the humility. “ ~ Yogi Berra