Happy Friday!  Summer flew by and it is now back to school time!  That means it is time for some back-to-school jokes.

Enjoy!

Did you hear about the echo who got detention the first day of school because she kept answering back?

Did you hear about the surfer who went to boarding school?

Did you hear about the music teacher who took a ladder to school to reach the high notes?

Did you know that science teachers keep their breath with experi-mints?

Did you know that the favorite meal of a math teacher is a square meal with pi for dessert?

Did you hear about the student who dropped the accounting course because it was too taxing?

Did you hear about the computer who was late for school because he had a hard drive?

I heard they were removing clocks from school libraries because they tock too much.

Did you hear about the English teacher who liked to eat synonym rolls for breakfast?

Is it true that a snake’s favorite subject in school is hiss-tory?

Did you know that the best way to get straight A’s is by using a ruler?

THOUGHT FOR THE WEEK

“Respect your parents. They passed school without Google.” ~ Unknown