Happy Friday! Many schools are back in session now, so how about a lesson in microscopic humor? Warning – the laughter might be infectious.

Enjoy!

Did you hear about the amoeba that failed the math test because it couldn’t divide properly?

Did you hear about the amoeba that threw a party? It was a real cell-ebration.

Did you hear about the amoeba that went to therapy because it had cell-esteem issues?

Did you hear about the bacteria that crossed the road to infect the chicken on the other side?

Did you hear about the bacteria that become a stand-up comedian because it had some killer material?

Is it true that an amoeba’s favorite game is Blob and Seek?

What did one cell say to another when it stepped on his foot?  Ouch! Mitosis!

Did you hear about the fungi who broke up with the bacteria because they had a toxic relationship?

Did you hear about the bacteria that broke up with the fungus because they were just not in the same culture?

Did you hear about the amoeba that broke up with its partner because it needed more space?

THOUGHT FOR THE WEEK

“Success is the sum of small efforts, repeated day in and day out.” ~ Robert Collier