Happy Friday! High school and college football is underway and this weekend brings the start of the NFL season, so let’s kick off the weekend with some football jokes.

Enjoy!

Did you know that football players cannot wear glasses because it is a contact sport?

I heard that a football payer’s favorite ice cream is any given sundae.

Did you hear about the octopus who was the player of the game because he had ten tackles?

I heard that football players tend to tackle their problems head on.

What did the football player say to the flight attendant?  “Put me in Coach!”

Did you hear about the football punter who deiced to marry his high school sweetheart because she was a fair catch?

I heard that a football player’s least favorite drink is penal-tea.

Did you hear about the fumbled exorcism?  The guy retained possession.

In 2019 the Bengals played the Patriots and the Bengals threw 4 interceptions, I think Paul Brown turned over in his grave.

Is the best offensive player on Miami, the player with the most all-porpoise yardage?

THOUGHT FOR THE WEEK

“There’s golf to be played and tennis to be served up and other things to be done out there besides worrying about a silly football game.” ~Sam Wyche following Bengals loss to Browns in 1991

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