Happy Friday!  There is a chill in the air as we come to the second half of October.  Here are some random thoughts/jokes to kick off this Friday.

Enjoy!

I heard that some engineers have made a car that can run on mint. I am waiting to see if they can make buses and trains that run on thyme. 

Word of advice, never get into a fight with Tryptophan, it’s amino acid.

Did you hear about the database administrator who was good at her job? She had great table manners.

Is the proper way to use a stress ball throwing it at the last person to upset you?

I am thinking we have enough youth. How about a fountain of “Smart”?

You’re never too old to learn something stupid.

I went to the doctor with a suspicious-looking mole. Dr. said they all look that way and I should have left him in the garden. 

I think they picked me for my motivational skills. Everyone always says they have to work twice as hard when I’m around!

I was going to tell a carpentry joke but I couldn’t find any that woodwork.

I sympathize with batteries. I’m not included in anything either.

THOUGHT FOR THE WEEK

“I’m so glad I live in a world where there are Octobers.”~ L.M. Montgomery, Anne of Green Gables