Monthly Archives: November 2024

Friday Funny November 29, 2024 Leftover Jokes

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Happy Friday!  I hope you enjoyed your Thanksgiving Day.  Now is the time for leftovers and shopping.  So, here are some leftover jokes.

Enjoy!

It seems like every year I find myself eating leftovers from Thanksgiving for weeks afterwards.  Not this year though, I’m quitting cold turkey.

I was planning on taking Thanksgiving leftovers home, alas my plans were foiled

Thanksgiving leftovers are always good, until they’re not.

The waitress asked me if I wanted a box for our leftovers. I said no but I’ll wrestle you for it.

Did you hear about the cheese that did not want to get sliced because it had grater plans?

You know baking puns are a piece of cake, but cooking puns are hard-boiled.

You might think cooking puns are rare, but they’re well-done in every way.

If you are making a salad, one needs romaine calm.

I heard about the baker who nervous because he had whisked everything.

Did you hear about the pie that went to the dentist because it needed a filling?

THOUGHT FOR THE WEEK

“We should certainly count our blessings, but we should also make our blessings count.” ~  Neal A. Maxwell

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https://www.iheart.com/podcast/269-leonard-looks-at-life-126237165/episode/thanksgiving-242845759/

Friday Funny November 22, 2024 A Baker’s Dozen of Thanksgiving Jokes

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Happy Friday!  It is hard to believe that this is the Friday before Thanksgiving!  I want to wish you a Happy Thanksgiving and thank you for letting me bring you a few laughs.

Thanks to you, this blog has had more than 20,000 views this year!

Enjoy!

Did you hear about the cranberries that turned red because they saw the turkey dressing?

How many bakers does it take to make a pie? 3.14.

If turkeys had a prom would it be called the Butterball?

Would you call an especially attractive pilgrim a puri-ten?

Do sweet potatoes wear their yammies to bed?

Is it true that turkeys gobble because they never learned table manners?

Did you know that little pumpkins cross the road with the help of a crossing gourd?

Did you know that the preferred drinking glass for a turkey is a goblet?

Did you hear about the turkey that wanted to play baseball so that he could cover first baste?

If you are having a Friendsgiving would you invite a group of pal-grims?

Did you hear about the green beans that tried out to be in the Thanksgiving play? They landed the casse-role.

Last Thanksgiving a policeman pulled me over on my way home for exceeding the feed limit.

My family told me to stop telling Thanksgiving jokes, but I said I couldn’t quit cold turkey.

THOUGHT DOR THE WEEK

“When upon life’s billows you are tempest-tossed,
When you are discouraged, thinking all is lost,
Count your many blessings, name them one by one,
And it will surprise you what the Lord has done.”

~ Johnson Oatman, Jr.

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Friday Funny November 15, 2024 Rustling Up Some Cowboy Jokes

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Happy Friday!  Hope you have had a good week.  I have rounded up some cowboy jokes to kick the weekend off.

Enjoy!

A cowboy asked me if I could help him round up 18 cows. I said, “Sure, that’s 20 cows.”

A cowboy goes into a library wearing a paper suit and paper hat. He wasn’t there five minutes before he was arrested for rustling.

Did you hear about the new cowboy film called The Sun? It is set in the west.

Did you know that Canadian cowboys have sticky feet because of maple stirrups?

Did you hear about the great cowboy artist who could draw really fast?

Did you hear about the cowboy who would take hay to bed so he could feed his nightmare?

Do you know how to warm up a frozen cowboy? Yee thaw!

If a cowboy finds a horseshoe does that mean that his horse is walking around in his socks?

Would you call a retired cowboy de-ranged?

Would you a cowboy who worked at a bank, the loan arranger?

THOUGHT FOR THE WEEK

“Even if you are on the right track, you’ll get run over if you just sit there.” ~ Will Rogers

Friday Funny November 8, 2024 Jokes If You Are Bored

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Happy Friday!  Halloween and Election Day are behind us and it is three weeks until Thanksgiving.  Hopefully, this is not a boring time for you, but if it is, here are some jokes about being bored.

Enjoy!

I was so bored that I memorized six pages of a dictionary.  I learned next to nothing.

The other day I was bored and hit my flat screen tv with a hammer, it broke, obviously.  So, I took it to Best Buy to get it fixed, and the woman at the counter said they can’t fix hammers.

I read about some scientists who got so bored after watching the Earth spin for 24 hours that they just called it a day.

I’ve been bored recently so I decided to take up fencing. The neighbors said they will call the police unless I put it back.

I remember once that my brother and I got so bored, we started throwing spice jars at each other, then the thyme really flew.

Last week I was bored, so I decided it might be fun to swap around the labels on my wife’s spice rack. She hasn’t noticed yet, but mark my words, the thyme is cumin.

Do you know what a termite does when it gets bored? Pretty much anything to break up the mahogany.

Sometimes when I get bored, I see how many different watches I can strap onto my wrists. I have too much time on my hands.

Last week I went to a lecture about lamps. I thought it would be boring,  but it was very illuminating.

I am so boring person that someone stole my identity and then tried to give it back.

THOUGHT FOR THE WEEK

“Life is never boring, but some people chose to be bored.” ~ Wayne Dyer